my name is mason elaine.
i'm not actually a stoner. but i am really a genius.
i'm really lame.
sorry.
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voiceofnature:

So I dyed my cats pink with leftover beet water. No regrets! <3 :D I had to wash them because of some oil spill they had gotten into, and chose to use the beet water, which is perfectly safe. I had no idea it would really make them this pink.

Roads Go Ever On

observando:

Roads go ever ever on,
Over rock and under tree,
By caves where never sun has shone,
By streams that never find the sea;
Over snow by winter sown,
And through the merry flowers of June,
Over grass and over stone,
And under mountains in the moon.

Roads go ever ever on,
Under cloud and under star.

leftists:

In fifth grade we were making little clay statues and mine came out shitty so I left a big air pocket in it so it would explode when the teacher put it in the kiln and it exploded so hard it destroyed ten other kids’s statues and they were all on the verge of tears I thought it was really funny I still do

ribbu:

there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

leepace:

boobs are ridiculous women should just have wings instead

coagulates:

the worst part about ugly dudes is everyone defends them like ‘he’s really funny though’ or something but if a chick is ugly to someone they just straight up dirt like they might as well not even have a personality 

definitive:

WHEN YOU’RE HAVING A GREAT DAY AND THEN SOMEONE YOU DON’T LIKE COMES UP ON YOUR DASH LIKE FUCK OFF I WAS HAVING A GOOD DAY NOW I AM REMINDED OF U

cthonical:

kingcheddarxvii:

*pulls out phone* “hey check out this meme”

"woah, don’t you know liking memes isn’t cool???"

"aha it’s a metaphor. i like the meme but i never press the reblog button. put it in your likes but never give it the power to ruin your blog"

this fault in your stars meme is cracking me up so hard

thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have